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cute/funny diet sayings/quotes?

Question: i need some cute/funny diet quotes/sayings...

i have one like "thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator" but i need other ideas please :)
thanks but i've heard the ones you gave me.
i asked for quotes, not tips.


Answer: a second on the lips, forever on the hips



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