Questions and Answers about Dieting jesus

Are there any people out there that want to join the Jesus Diet?

Oct 16, 2008 by Blue Ball of Doom | Posted in Religion & Spirituality

Question: All you need is 3 loaves of bread, 2 fish, and a community of 5000 people to survive on just that ^-^.
Fish and bread can be any size, just so long as it can feed five thousand people.
Water can be supplemented with wine, as long as you can change the water INTO

Answer: Interesting although Im wondering if i can make a small adjustment

Can we go with Steak instead of Fish and Fries instead of bread and then of course beer instead of wine....
.......if we can do that then im in

Dan² | Oct 16, 2008

Damn...I was hoping it would be all crackers and wine.

Gazoo | Oct 16, 2008

Jesus & Vegetarianism: Is the Veg Diet Spiritually Superior

Note: I am talking about diets, not people. This is very important to remember. No person or group of people are more superior than another ...

A Chat With Jesus: Diet

Jesus talks about proper nutrition. PS Jesus does not like blind belief in natural selection and prefers an open mind with which his baby children ...

Christie seeks to address his weight on own terms

01.01.70

By STEVE PEOPLES and ANGELA DELLI SANTI
Associated Press

SEA BRIGHT, N.J. (AP) - Chris Christie began the workweek doughnut in hand, playfully embracing fat jokes on David Letterman's couch.

The New Jersey governor was soon describing himself as the "the healthiest fat guy you've ever seen in your life" and sharing private details about his cholesterol and blood sugar with Letterman. And in a flash, the Republican was countering a former White House doctor's suggestion that his weight would present serious health risks if he were elected president.

By design or not, the 50-year-old ended up outlining a personal and political plan for dealing with his weight - in a more concentrated fashion, perhaps, than ever before, and in a matter of days. And he addressed a political vulnerability in his indisputable quest to emerge as a key leader in the Republican Party, if not become his party's 2016 presidential nominee.

"There is a plan" for losing weight, Christie acknowledged, adding: "Whether it's successful or not, you'll all be able to notice.

Source: MyFox Phoenix

ELVIS/JESUS | DRINKING, DIETING & OTHER LÜCISMS

by LÜC CARL

Elvis died for rock n roll 35 years ago.

Jesus Christ died for your sins nearly 2000 years ago.

Millions of people still worship Jesus every single day.

How quickly we are to forget about the things that we believe in.

I”m here to tell you that if you open up your hearts and minds, heavy metal rock n roll will save your soul.

Source: ELVIS/JESUS | DRINKING, DIETING & OTHER LÜCISMS

Devotions for Dieters ~ Christian growth

by KeepHoliness

In centuries past, people went without food in order to break their willful spirits. Certain individuals knew they were too concerned with worldly things, and they wanted to humble themselves, so they went without food. A person who hungers loses conceit and cockiness very quickly. God wants us to have a spirit of lowliness and meekness. He wants us to shape our wills to His, and He wants us to be patient in all that we do. Dieting makes us very dependent. We are vulnerable, and we need someone to lean on. Thankfully, we have the Lord to lean on, who will bear our full weight, and never let us down.

Today's thought: I'd rather put on patience than put on weight!

Source: Devotions for Dieters ~ Christian growth

Dieting jesus News

Dieting: a pot-bellied history

The Guardian - Dec 31, 1969

Gluttony was written on the body in abundant flesh – and you can still Pray Your Weight Away, courtesy of writer Charlie W Shedd, while aiming for More of Jesus, Less of Me (Joan Cavanaugh and Pat Forseth). Excess fat was an early target for ...

Midweek Musings: The 'yes' affirmation of Easter

Gloucester Daily Times - Dec 31, 1969

So, when we hear Jesus issue the familiar Lenten invitation, "If any want to become my followers let them deny themselves and take up their cross daily and follow me" (Luke 9:23), we're not quick to sign up. You can't fool us....

What is the True Meaning of Lent?

The Platform - Dec 31, 1969

I believe empathising with Jesus' suffering is not to suffer for suffering's sake. It is not to diet to the extreme because you feel worthless for not looking a certain way. I feel that it is important to maintain the mindset of healthy dieting to look ...

Christians Think Like Malema Supporters

News24 - Dec 31, 1969

Have you ever noticed how the faithful follow the rules of their religion in much the same way obese people stick to the rules of their diet? They are quick to tell everyone else they are 'dieting' and may even refuse one's offer of a sweet treat, ...

DAY THIRTY: Key theme FAITH – Letting go

Wellington Daily News - Dec 31, 1969

Frankly, I am a better person since I stopped dieting and became thin. I suspect that you will be, too. I personally do not give sugar and her pleasure foods that much credit. It is clear to me that they don't cause obesity, and I'm not at all ...